Difred Dumphry reporting to you dead at West Brit Bank! Normally I have my own stupidity to blame whenever I end up viewing the world in monochrome with cheerios spew from my mouth instead of words. Not this time though. Nope. This time it’s my wife’s fault. You see, we’ve been looking for a... »
Archive for April, 2012
Calling of the Guard and Citizens! – Sat (4/28) 6pst, 9est
Royal Guard and concerned citizens! We need to rid ourselves of the Chaos Minions! Meet at the EM Hall on Saturday (4/28) at 6 pst, 9 est! »
Fishing Tournament Winner Announced (04-26-2012)
Fishing Tournament Winner: Thomas Pink Congratulations! Fishing Tournament Results: 1. Thomas Pink (149 stone Great Barracuda) 2. Charon (73 stone Big Fish) 3. Livvie Dell (70 stone Big Fish) 4. TEMPLOR (50 stone Big Fish) 5. Fig the Ancient (48 stone Yellowtail Barracuda) Thank you all for participating! »
Quest for information!
‘The nobles did WHAT?!’ Captain Bob exclaimed in dismay. He sat down heavily. He was going to need help with this one – a lot of help. Fortunately the Guard here liked a challenge, even the deadly kind. And Bob was quite sure this was going to be one of those challenges. He dismissed... »
Weekly Adventure: Drunken Fishing Tournament and Fish Fry (04-26-12)
Event: Drunken Fishing Tournament and Fish Fry Date: Thursday, April 26th, 2012 Time: 8:00 pm PST / 11:00 pm EST Location: EM Hall Important Note: All fish MUST have your character’s name and the current date on them to qualify. »
A Threat from the Gargoyles of Ver Lor Reg
The pesky meddlers were finally gone. As was the healer. This fake healer was revealed to be the thief who had taken their barrels of explosive powder. Fortunately, this band who called themselves the Royal Guard, were negligent in their duties. The fools never searched the thief’s quarters! But the guards of Ver Lor... »
Event: Smooth Criminal (04-21-2012)
“Find the person or persons responsible for stealing the explosive kegs from Ver Lor Reg and transporting them to Britain.” Aiden mulled over his first assignment, given to him directly by the new Captain of the Guard. “Someone must have seen something. Though, perhaps they do not even know that what they saw is... »
Weekly Adventure: Naked Dungeon Crawl (04-19-2012)
Event: Naked (and Drunken) Dungeon Crawl Date: Thursday, April 19th, 2012 Time: 8:00 pm PST / 11:00 pm EST Location: EM Hall »
Dilfred Dumphry meets the Girl Scouts
Dilfred Dumphry here! Today I met the most evil, vicious band of thugs that I’ve ever had the honor of meeting. That’s right; I met the Girl Scouts of Baja. It all started while I was sleeping. I had this weird dream that someone was sobbing about cookies. Then I woke up and heard…... »